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Och aye the noo!: Sorry I have no idea what you're talking about...
Sorry, when in Scotland and all that..: When in Scotland and all that what?
Oh, just get on with it...: OK. So it's Day Two and the cohabitants of the leaders love shack are England's Simon Wakefield and the Frenchman Thomas 'Chevy to the' Levet.
OK, continue...: Levet birdied the last for a 68 to catch the early pace-setter Wakefield, who posted a 9-under total of 137 thanks to a tidy 69. The overnight leader, Marc 'Rabbit' Warren, bogeyed the last for a 73 and third place.
Seems like Levet's finally back in business?: He is. After his career was nearly ended by severe vertigo, Levet is getting somewhere back to near his best. "For the last two weeks I'm starting to reach the level of 2004," the Ryder Cup star said. "I'm just waiting for my putting to show up. In 2004 my bad putting days were decent but at the moment my bad putting days are bad."
So how have you been?: Oh you know...
No I don't and to be honest I don't care...: It was her fault you know...
The golf?: Oh yeah. Well, the title holder Paul Casey kept his chances of back-to-back victories in the event and a third Gleneagles win alive with a 71 that left him five shots away from the joint leaders.
Any major casualties?: No, it's just a golf tournament...
I mean who missed the cut?: Last week's winner Ross 'Carrie' Fisher, Graeme 'Malcolm' McDowell, Kenneth 'Roll ON Roll Off' Ferrie and Taichi Teshima...
Not Taichi Teshima?: Sorry, but yes.
Goddam. Why? I ask you, why?: I don't know. God moves in mysterious ways...

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