Golf Central

"Ah good, the snack bar's open...wonder if they have Quorn in Germany?"

Have we seen a first day ruled by German precision?: Kinda, more like Worksoppian precision though as Lee Westwood shot a superb 11-under par 61, including 10 birdies and an eagle, to equal the lowest round of his career.
Worksoppian?: Whatever. Do you not want to not want me to tell you that Simon Dyson and his playing partner Nick Dougherty both carded a 66 to tie at joint third?
You just did: So I did, anyway the only player who stands between an all English top three is Soren Hansen whose seven under round of 65 puts him in second place.
Pffft some people have no manners, so who else is challenging?: John Daly, Niclas Fasth, Gonzalo Fernandez-Castano, Simon Khan and Richard Sterne are all tied on five under par after each shot 67.
So with Dougherty doing well, how did the other IGWT tips fare?: Monty and Langer, the host with the most, both finished three under at tied 16th.With the way that Westwood is playing though, they might find being eight shots back is too much.
The host with the most what?: I Dunno, the most German name and most German appearance combination maybe. It's just an expression.
So is 'ok just shut up now': No it's not
Ok, whatever, but just shut up now.: ...