Golf Central

Give it to me fast and hard: Pardon me?
The golf...: Oh, right. Tiger Woods leads by three shots at 13-under after an oddly disappointing second-round 63.
A disappointing 63? Are you having a laugh?: I know, it just shows how much he’s in charge. After a 70 foot eagle putt on the 9th hole he made the turn in an incredible 28 – his lowest nine-hole score in a PGA Tour event. It took him another five holes to card his next birdie.
He’s crap isn’t he: I know. Rubbish. 27-under par for his last four rounds.
And the supporting cast?: Woody Austin is at 10-under, while Tim Clark, Mark Calchavecchia and Adam Scott are at 9-under. Sergio Garcia and KJ Choi are a shot back, while Padraig Harrington, John Rollins, Stewart Cink and Hunter Mahan are at 7-under.
That’s a helluva leaderboard: Merely a procession, if you ask me.
So, is that the FedEx Cup all wrapped up, then?: Technically, Steve Stricker, Phil Mickelson, Rory Sabbatini and KJ Choi all have a chance. If Mickelson, four shots off the lead, wins and Tiger finishes lower than second, then it’s a $10million pension plan in his bin.
Like he needs it…: Would you turn it down?
Only if it was with Northern Rock…: That’s harsh…

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