Golf Central

'Oh, you can tell by the way I use my walk...'

So they're still playing huh?: Uh, yeah, why wouldn't they be?
They haven't all just packed up and awarded Woods both trophies to save some time?: They might as well have, Tiger still leads by three shots after a round of 64 and shows no signs of letting up. He birdied the third and fourth but bogeyed the seventh just to prove he is human, then closed with five birdies in the final ten holes.
Has anyone looked like catching him?: Mark Calcavecchia shot a 63 to keep some sort of pressure on Woods and even tied with him briefly after an eagle at the 15th. Zach Johnson shot the low round of the day with an excellent ten-under-par 60 but would need something just as special in his final round as he sits six shots off the lead.
I don't see any of the other FedEx hopefuls in that round-up...: Sabbatini was the only player to shoot a sub-par round and even then he's still twelve shots back. They could award Woods the cup now, like you said, and no-one would complain much...
They could have done that four weeks ago couldn't they?: Now you're being silly, but yeah probably...