Golf Central

"Elin was only saying the other day how we needed a new punch bowl"

Any surprises?: That depends, can you continue to be surprised by Wood's record breaking antics?
Try me...: Woods' closing round of 66 gave him a 72 hole total of a 23-under-par 257, smashing the Tour Championship record by six shots and giving Woods a new personal best. A personal best that left his closest competitors, Zach Johnson and Mark Calcavecchia trailing eight shots in his wake and earning him two trophies at the same time.
Pfff. Is that all? I did that last week: Yes but in Tiger's case this actually happened and wasn't merely a figment of the fevered imagination of an imbecile.
Steady on... So who else did what?: After Johnson and Calcavecchia, Sergio shot an even par 70 to finish fourth. Of the FedEx hopefuls, Steve Stricker did the best with a three-under-par 67 which was enough to give him a second place FedEx finish and a $3million pension plan.
Now what?: Now what – what?
Now what for the rest of the season?:Now we enter the Fall Series which is being subtitled  “The Quest for The Card” seven events to determine the rest of the top 125 players eligible for next year's FedEx Cup.
Anything else I should know?: I could regale you with more of Tiger's records, for example he has played his last five tournaments at 75-under-par and has earned $10,876,052 this season, only $29,114 short of the record set by Vijay in 2004. Vijay played 29 times that year however and Tiger achieved that in only 16.
Is there anything he can't do?: Breathe underwater and speak French. Apart from that. No.