Golf Central

Quinn? I thought you said Quorn...

Come on then, don't leave me in suspense: OK, I won't because it was really exciting...
Well then?: Yes thanks.
Just tell me what happened can't you?: Yep I can.
Just do it now: Ooooh errr. OK. Lee Westwood came out on top after a thrilling final round in which three players all had a chance to win it.
But Westwood dropped the bomb on them?: Errrm, yeah if you like...Is that a Tim Westwood reference?
Yeah. Check yourself fool: Riiiight. Anyway, Ian Poulter and Mark Foster both threatened, but in the end a 35 foot birdie at the 16th and an eagle at the seventeenth held off the challenge and was enough to give Westwood a four shot, 15-under-par victory.
And what happened to Rory McIlroy?: He managed a final round of 73 to finish tied 42nd. He was pretty chuffed with the £10,000 prize money and plans to move out now, but making sure he stays close enough to mum so she can still do his washing.
I didn't ask for his life story, but good to see he has his priorities sorted out: Yep, and staying in the family theme, he'll be playing a father-son exhibition match against Darren Clarke and his pa next week and this Saturday, Ian Poulter's getting married.
Fascinating: Yeah, rumour has it that Poult's has been offered a five figure deal by InGolfWeTrust for exclusive rights to the pics...
Five figure?: Yeah. A fiver.