Golf Central

Hurry up, I'm off to see Kanye West...: Who the hell is Kanye West? You're always on about all these obscure artists.
Hey, if you don't know who the Trash Can Sinatras or T'Pau are, then it's your own damn fault...: Who the hell is Kanye West!!? If you're skipping the golf to go to a damn show you might as well tell me who the guy is. And I do know the Trash Can Sinatras.
He's a rapper/producer from Atlanta who does "electro-pop infused hip hop". He's won six Grammys, in case you didn't know...: I didn't know and I didn't care. So he's like the Tiger Woods of music then?
Sort of. Why are you so tirelessly obsessed with golf?...: Someone has to be. Want me to tell you what's happening in China then?
OK, if you have to...: OK, well the Americans are holding onto their slim lead over France.
I never knew they needed a lead over France in anything ...: Well they do in the golf. It's set up for a thrilling finish, as the American hillbillies Boo Weekley and Heath Slocum, on 20-under, try to bring it home against the far more cultured Les Bleus, Grégory Havret and Raphaël Jacquelin, who went 10-under 62, and the Scots (Monty and Marc Warren). The English duo of Justin Rose and Ian Poulter are only two back as well.
Sounds like a real clash of cultures...: Kind of like you and Kanye West. Anyway, it all comes down to the alternate shot again in Round 4.
Who's your money on?...: Like it was at the start of the tournament, the Americans.
Is that what you told The Bet Detective?...: Yep.
Did he listen?...: Nope.
You're not being just a little biased there are you?...: No, Boo and Heath have known each other since high school, so if any pair can ham-and-egg it, they can.
Don't you mean jambon et oeufs?...: Showoff. Make sure this Kanye guy gives you a refund for your 30 quid, OK? Or get his autograph and flog it on E-bay ...