Golf Central

As the tumbleweed drifts through the InGolfWeTrust newsroom, hot news arrives from Redbourn Golf Club in Hertfordshire, where none other than Basil Brush has been unveiled as the latest media luvvie to take to the fairways. Notwithstanding the obvious fact that he's a glove puppet operated by human hand, according to this particularly fanciful piece of PR fluff (well, we're writing about it) states that the presenter of revived 70s kids show Swap Shop took time out from panto in St Albans to play the course near Harpenden in Hertfordshire.

All of which suggests you should take time out from your busy day to visit the golf club's website and check out their very reasonable green fees. Unless you live in Wisconsin or somewhere, where the cost of a flight to Luton might prove prohibitive.