Golf Central

OK, we've got caught up. Are you ready for the grand finale?: I am. The question is whether you are. Because last time I saw you was in a lift trying to find Camilo Villegas' room and 3 or 4 blonde babes that were going to a "partay" ...:
Well, I never found the "partay". And they weren't all blonde. There was one redhead ...: Yeah, I know. And one brunette who used to be blonde or the other way around. Are you actually going to do your job as a reporter or do I have to do it for you?
You gotta do it for me, man. I was at the 16th all day,  man, and then Cam- ...: OK, OK, I'll ask the questions. You give me the answers, OK? Ready? How's Camilo Villegas doing?
He shot a 2-over 73 and pretty much blew himself out of the tournament. But he did pretty good with ...: Never mind! Who's on top of the leaderboard?
Big-hitting JB Holmes, all alone at 14-under. Leading by two shots ...: Good job. ... Take it nice and slow, deep breaths ... okay. Who else is in striking range?
Well, Charles Warren and Jonathan Byrd are minus-12 ...: Not exactly names to put fear in big JB Holmes' boots are they? What about Lefty? Tell me how Lefty is doing in his second home of Arizona.
He had a good round. Went 4-under to take it to 10, and he's definitely in the picture. Sort of. ...: So, we have an interesting scenario here. The world's No. 1 golfer, Tiger, is four shots back in Dubai, and Phil, the world's No. 2 is four shots back in Arizona. So that means that the two best players in the world are going to have to pull off stunning comebacks to add to their embarrassment of riches.
Pretty much. Although Camilo's embarrassment of riches ain't bad ...: Golf, baby. Golf! Think about golf. ... So, do you think either Tiger or Phil are going to win this weekend?
Well, I'm not in Dubai, obviously, but I have to say no ...: Wow. Who do you think is going to win, then?
I'm going to say on the European Tour ... Stenson, overtaking Els. And on the PGA Tour, I'm going with the Aussie Nick O'Hern, overtaking Holmes ...: Bold predictions. What do you think Camilo Villegas is going to shoot? I said he was a typical "3-under-par" player ...
69 is not out of the question then. ...:
Beat it!