Golf Central

You should have used Lee Westwood's picture on the site front yesterday ...: Why's that?
Well, he's not leading anymore so there goes your chance ...: It's not a hard-and-fast rule that we have to use the leader's pic on the site front every day. Those idiots did that last week on the WCG at Doral, but they're idiots.
Well, I'm calling you an idiot for not using Lee Westwood yesterday.: Man! Can't make anyone happy around this place. So can we talk about the golf then?
Only in context of whose picture is going to be on the site front.: What, are you on strike? OK, if you're going to be that way, big Peter Hedblom of Sweden is tied with not-so-big Matthew Millar of Australia in the leader's chair at 8-under.
Yawn. So who's going to be on the site front?: Well, it's either Hedblom or Millar, but it can't be both because it's just too much of a tiny wee picture. Probably Millar because we haven't used him lately.
Yeah, but they used Ogilvy all four days last week. Don't you think that's too much of an Aussie presence on the site front?: I'm just going to ignore you ... And there's a brace of Englishmen in second at 7-under, along with the Frenchman Thomas Levet.
None of whom are going to be on the site front ...: No. Nor is Westwood, as you said, after he slipped back to 6-under with some balky putting, nor yesterday's poster boy hero Danny Willett, the amateur who dropped back to 3-under by scraping around in 75.
Maybe he couldn't take the pressure of being on our site front.: Maybe.
Can I say something please? It hardly seems fair that when you have co-leaders you can only use one picture on the site front ...: Stop obsessing about the site front.
I can't ...: OK, you're just weird. If you're not careful I'm gonna put your picture on the site front.
What would the headline say?: "MISSING PERSON" ...