Man, we've got some powerful mojo ...: We sure do ... Want a Magner's with that mojo?
Yes please ... Ahhh! ... Sure feels good to be right ...: Ahhh! ... It sure does ...
I think we should put a little banner on the top of the website that says: "Winners of major champions guaranteed ...": Just dial 1-800-555-IGWT ...
Major Mojo Consultantcy ... Wait 'til the American golf press find out we were behind Trevor Immelman's win all along ...: Shhhh! ... don't tell 'em about the mojo thing. Don't tell them we backed Trevor since Round 2 and even put up a message on the site front saying: "Where we are blatant cheerleaders for Trevor Immelman!"
I won't if you don't. Well, they're already making excuses for Tiger ...: I know, I know. Let them steam for awhile. They fully expected their precious Tiger Woods to win and when he didn't they pretend they've never heard of Trevor Immelman ... They're overplaying the whole "a good Cinderella story" line because of his injury problems ... the tumour removed from the diaphragm, all that. But then some of them are try to paint him as a flukey champ of their precious masters.
What?! Trevor Immelman a flukey champ?: Yeah, I heard a radio guy saying that. Now Rich Beem, Todd Hamilton, Shaun Micheel -- those are fluky major champions ... But if our mojo's anything to go by, I think Immelman's going to win more than one ...
Well, we've already shown we can make it happen if we want.: We sure have.
Ahhh! ... Good to be right.:  It sure is. How bout another Magners?
Don't mind if I do ... thanks. It was a bit dicey out there for a while ...: Well, there wasn't much drama out there but when Trevor hit into the water on 16, you realised if a bogey and a double came along, it would be a playoff with Tiger Woods. No fun.
It was tough enough out there as it was.: True, true, and Immelman's swing and nerves held up when hardly anyone else's did. Snedeker and Flesch went backwards, Tiger stayed static, and really only Miguel Ángel Jiménez did any real scoring.
And as for Tiger, he has to settle for second place a second year in a row.: Yes, and I bet he doesn't like it. But it goes to show how tough the conditions were out there when the world's greatest player can only shoot even-par in the final round of a major, and just how good Immelman's wire-to-wire job really was ... Yeah, he shot a 75 ... but he beat Tiger Woods by shooting a 75.
I think that's something our American friends are going to forget about for a while ...: Conveniently, they probably will just place the blame on Tiger instead.
Shame, that. They should pay more attention to Immelman. And I think we've said this before, he's a really nice guy ...: Really nice, genuine, mature, well-grounded. The ladies love him, and the guys like him too 'cos he's a decent bloke with a gorgeous swing to die for.
Speaking of which, how's your mojo hanging?: Not bad. Still got some left. You?
Plenty ... Who we going to use it on next?: I dunno. Not Geoff Ogilvy.
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