Golf Central

1. The Martin Luther King Award for greatest political activist: Rocco Mediate
It's only a matter of time before CND apparel takes off on tour.
2. The Trinny and Susannah Award for worst-dressed player: Sergio Garcia
Any man that wears wears white trousers, a matching lime green polo shirt and cap, AND thinks that he looks good in it should be shot...
3. The Frank Sinatra Award for most effortlessly stylish player: Camilo Villegas
Never before and never again will a golfer look so good in pink trousers.
4. The Windows Vista Award for biggest dissapointment of the week: The 'supergoup'
Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Adam Scott together for 36 holes? Sounded promising, but what a load of rubbish it all turned out to be...
5. The Larry Mize Award for greatest shot: Tiger Woods' 66-foot eagle putt, 13th hole, third round
There's no way he's making that one. Hang on a minute. Is it? Is it? No waaaaaaaaaaay. Sublime. Absolutely flreakin' sublime.
6. The John Smeaton Award for most inspiring have-a-go-hero: Tony Navarro
Someone had to tell those idiotic drunk fans to 'belt up,' and let's face it, Adam Scott didn't want to risk spoiling his good looks.
7. The Cher Award for wishing 'I could turn back time': Lee Westwood
He would have given that putt on the final hole just a little more clout.
8. The Jade Goody Award for the thing that spoiled IGWT's week: ESPN
Irritatingly-placed leaderboards on our TV screens, commentators who state the obvious and try to be funny. Get it right before Bethpage Black next year...
9. The Haribo Award for the thing that made IGWT's week: Torrey Pines
If all munis were as good as that, the world would be a far better place.
10. The Big Brother Award for biggest waste of time, money and effort: Gary Wolstenholme
Wolstenholme spent £1000 on flights and hotel rooms in California and wasn't even assured a place in the field. He ended up 23 over par...