Golf Central

Crooked knee or not, he just can't stay out of the limelight, can he? Tell the media to bog off... take a break Tiger, it's the least you deserve. You don't want to? Fair enough. So what's the latest on Tiger Woods, then? Well, after speaking to the media for the first time since his knee surgery, we now know that he's got to wear to a full, straight knee brace and will be on crutches for at least three weeks.

Tiger's still unsure as to when he'll be back ripping it off the tee and winning trophies, however. 'I really don't know. We'll have to see how this thing heals and everyone heals at a different rate.' It's only when Woods starts the rehab process that we'll get a rough idea of when he'll be good to go again. Until then, Phil Mickelson and the rest of the guys on tour can sleep comfortably at night... and IGWT can carry on putting his face on funny photos.