Golf Central

'Ryder Cup vice-captain, Aze? No thanks, buddy... I'll be watching it on the TV, though.' That's roughly how we think Tiger reacted on the phone when Paul Azinger asked him to be vice-captain for this year's Ryder Cup at Valhalla.

You heard it right... the big cat has turned down the opportunity to be vice-captain against Europe in September because he's not on the team and insists that the event is about those taking part. 'The guys will have plenty on their minds. I wish them well and I'll be cheering loudly,' said Tiger, from his sofa, Budweiser in hand. We don't even think he'll bother watching it at all, to be honest...