Golf Central

#6 Fluff Cowan

Whether on the bag of Ed Sabo, Peter Jacobsen, some kid called Tiger Woods, Michelle Wie or Jim Furyk, legendary caddy Mike 'Fluff' Cowan has stuck with his facial rug through thick and thin. If there was ever a Hall Of Fame for golf's greatest taches, he'd be the first inductee without a doubt...

Azor says: Tiger Woods? Jim Furyk? I don't care who this Fluff bloke's caddied for... get that hair slug off, now!

#5 Corey Pavin

A brief glance at the stats says that Corey Pavin needs a tache to play his best golf. He decided to get rid of his facial hair in 1998, and has only managed one PGA Tour win since. Before the chop, however, Corey bagged an impressive 14 victories, including one major. You do the math...

Azor says: I'd love to get my blades onto this fella's lips. That tache is the equivalent of first degree murder if you ask me.

#4 Gary McCord

Noted for his outspokenness in the commentary booth for CBS, Augusta National removed McCord from The Masters commentary team by after he said the 17th green was so fast it had been 'bikini-waxed.' The real reason he was removed was due to Augusta National's strict no facial hair policy...

Azor says: If this McCord bloke put the same effort into his golf as his tache, he'd have been a multiple major winner.

#3 Jay Don Blake

One of Utah's finest exports, Blake has stayed faithful to his moustache for over 20 years. He only managed one PGA Tour win in his lifetime, but who cares about golf when your facial hair was once voted the second best in the world? Chuck Norris won the award by the way...

Azor says: Redneck name, crap golfer, terrible 80s mullet and above all, a shocking moustache. Get it off!

#2 John Daly

If there's one golfer who never lived up to his potential talent, it's John Daly. Even though he won the 1995 Open sans tache, we reckon he played his best golf when he had that atrocious redneck ginger slug over his lips. All you have to do is look at his 'zero to hero' win at the 1991 PGA Championship.

Azor says: I don't care about that trophy in his hands, I can't take him seriously with that stupid ginger moustache...