
'I haven't got the focus this week. I'm just not with it. Obviously I'm still just having a hangover after winning The Open.'
Padraig Harrington. Great textbook excuse that, Porridge.
'So I'm not on the team, am I? Sorry, I didn't realise you looked like Nick Faldo, I apologise. I'm sorry.'
You can always count on Colin Montgomerie to be in a foul mood.
'The golf course is so nasty right now. Just nasty.'
Was Rocco Mediate the inspiration for Janet Jackson's Nasty?
'It is a US Open. It's as simple as that.'
Aaron Baddeley has clearly got his his majors mixed up.