'Oh, you can tell by the way I use my walk...'

So they're still playing huh?: Uh, yeah, why wouldn't they be?
They haven't all just packed up and awarded Woods both trophies to save some time?: They might as well have, Tiger still leads by three shots after a round of 64 and shows no signs of letting up. He birdied the third and fourth but bogeyed the seventh just to prove he is human, then closed with five birdies in the final ten holes.
Has anyone looked like catching him?: Mark Calcavecchia shot a 63 to keep some sort of pressure on Woods and even tied with him briefly after an eagle at the 15th. Zach Johnson shot the low round of the day with an excellent ten-under-par 60 but would need something just as special in his final round as he sits six shots off the lead.
I don't see any of the other FedEx hopefuls in that round-up...: Sabbatini was the only player to shoot a sub-par round and even then he's still twelve shots back. They could award Woods the cup now, like you said, and no-one would complain much...
They could have done that four weeks ago couldn't they?: Now you're being silly, but yeah probably...

Remember when you laughed at me because I said Atlanta was too wet for golf?: Yes, yes, the first day was a bit of a washout, but you thought Atlanta was Atlantis.
I was kinda right though, anyway, what happened?: Harrington dealt with the conditions with all the aplomb of someone who grew up in a rainy country and finished at minus seven, one shot behind South African Tim Clark who shot an eight-under-par 62.
Harrington and Clark? That wasn't in the script, what about the FedEx hopefuls?:  Script? This isn't WWF of Eastenders or something... anyway Woods lies at six under and predictably is the highest placed of the five in FedEx contention.
So at this rate Tiger's name is on the FedEx?: Yep, unless Stricker can force the engraver's hand, if he manages to win the tournament, he'll claim the cup but he's currently five strokes behind Woods. The only other way we could see a different winner is if Woods had a heart attack or something and dropped out or lost an arm but carried on playing.
Forced the engraver's hand? You can be quite poetic when you want to be...: Thanks my friend and now this is at an end.
You ruined it: Yeah that was terrible. Sorry

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Vijay Singh to win The Tour Championship		Pamela Anderson to go out with Paul McCartney

It's that time of week again to decide where to throw your hard earned cash. The sensible golf bet using reason and judgement or the trashy showbiz bet because you fancy the celeb. Today, the battle of the aging icons.

Odds courtesy of Paddy Power

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No player has ever won the Tour Championship more than once in its 17 year history despite previous winners including players such as Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Vijay Singh and Retief Goosen. This year, Tiger, Phil and Vijay will all be hoping to be the first to an East Lakes double, as will last year's winner, Adam Scott. Mark Calcavecchia is the only player in the field who was present at the first Tour Championship in 1991.