
#5 Corey Pavin
A brief glance at the stats says that Corey Pavin needs a tache to play his best golf. He decided to get rid of his facial hair in 1998, and has only managed one PGA Tour win since. Before the chop, however, Corey bagged an impressive 14 victories, including one major. You do the math...
Azor says: I'd love to get my blades onto this fella's lips. That tache is the equivalent of first degree murder if you ask me.