Golf Central

OK, let me guess: Guess what?
Guess that Ernie Els is top of the leaderboard: Spot on. He posted a tremendous third round 64 for a score of 13-under, two shots ahead of Lee Slattery at 11-under, with John Bickerton and Ross McGowan at 9-under.
What happened to Omar Sandys?: He shot a third round 74 to be tied 5th at 6-under.
Anything else of note happen?: Oliver Wilson won arguably the best prize in golf…
Hang on, these guys win millions a year. They have lifestyles most of us can only dream of. They have houses in America, the Carribean…: Yeah, but when did you last win 190 cases of fine wine with one golf shot?
Tell me more...: Wilson scored a hole-in-one on the 16th with a remarkable 5-iron to 207 yards and won 190 cases of Terra de Capo.
Why 190?: It’s the length of the hole in metres.  
You learn something…: Let me stop you right there. You tried that one yesterday.
And you were quite disparaging, as I remember: Quite right.
Got any offensive comments today, then?: I can’t be bothered, to be honest.
Why ever not?: Too excited.
Oh yeah?: Not in that way. Just can’t wait for Hatton v Mayweather…