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Australian superfox and pro golfer Anna Rawson is a busy-busy girl. She's so busy she's managed somehow to find time to tell everyone how busy she is! Somewhere between managing a modelling career and a life on the LPGA Tour (one of these days, she'll get round to playing on the tour, and we'll let you know how that goes), mega-hot Anna manages to "write a golf tip and journal piece every month in 20 magazines around the world" ...

Cripes a'mighty! How does she do it? Hell, we can barely manage 20 words or so a day (OK, our On This Day In History pieces are a little bit longer) but we guess if you're a tawny 27-year-old goddess recently named in the Top 10 most beautiful female athletes by Sports Illustrated, the sky's the limit.

Recently while sipping soy lattes in Los Angeles, Anna popped onto her laptop in a trendy cafe to wi-fi this Golf Channel missive to anyone who wants to know just how busy she is doing fashion shoots for Emirates Women, L'Officiel, Interview Magazine et al, and just how well her self-designed fashion line for J. Lindeberg is going. "I am sooooooo excited!" Anna gushes. In another aside about a recent trip to Dubai, Anna tells us: "Camels were walking around us!!!"

Anna also raves about "Things I Love Right Now", which include, predictably, MAC Lip Glee and the immunity-boosting powers of Newsroom's fresh juices, but also Shaquille O'Neal.

Is this an Australian thing? Like Adam Scott, who is too busy to do his Me Myself & I homework like the good lad we know him to be? But we're cool with that ... Some folks just got it going, ya know? And Anna Rawson is one of those. "I cannot rave enough about New York," Anna says via wi-fi after a recent fashion show for Arthur Mendonca. "There is so much energy in the city!" (Actually, we think New York is kind of crap, but we must not go to the same spots in the Big Crapple).

Anyone know the number of a meth dealer? We just can't keep up with this blog Anna is writing for the Golf Channel on three cups of tea, a couple of Stellas, and 20 Lucky Strikes a day as it is.

And hey, we admit it: You're undeniably hot, Anna. Or as you might put in your blog: You're sooooooo hot!!!! But then again, the Golf Channel would never commission someone to work for them merely on the basis of good looks and a tenuous association with golf (Kelly Tilghman springs to mind, but hey, at least our Natalie Gulbis is a stick).

Or would they? It's not like we're jealous of your glamorous lifestyle, Anna. Not all (OK, just a bit). It's just that you make us feel really old and fat. Hitting a few sweet iron shots in our next foursome should take care of momentary lack of self-worth, but remember this: It might not hurt anything to tee it up on the LPGA once in a while. After all, you've still gotta qualify as an "athlete" to make the Sports Illustrated list ...