Golf Central

"Deep within my heart lies a mel-o-dy ... a song of old San Antone ...": Why are you singing loudly over my PGA Tour report?
"Where in dreams I live with a mem-o-ry ... beneath the stars all alone ...": Ermm, I guess I'll have to do this one on my own ... Jesper Parnevik has needed a big week to stay on the PGA Tour, and our man is definitely having one.
"It was there I found ... beside the Alamo ... enchantment strange as the blue up above ...": So .... Jesper followed up a 61 with a 65 on Friday to put him on 126. That's 14 under, and the lowest score after 36 holes on the Tour in 2007.
"A moonlit path that only she would know ... still hears my broken song of looooooove!!! ...": And, erm, .... it's a good week to be a Swede in "old San Antone", as Mathias Gronberg is 10 under and Fredrik Jacobson and Richard S. Johnson on 9 under are Jesper's closest pursuers.
"Moon in all all your splendour, hear only my heart! Call back my Rose, Rose of San Antone ...": Call a taxi, will you? ... Bob Heintz, Robert Gamez, Bob Tway and Tripp Isenhour also need paydays this week to help keep their Tour cards, and so far, so good - they all made the cut. But Long John Daly has gone home, slamming his trunk after a second straight 72.
"Lips so sweet and tender like petals fallin' apart ...": We've got to get you out of here, mate. Is it the heat? The chimichangas? Too many Lone Star beers? Let's go to that other joint across the street, then ...
"Yee-haw! ...": Better yet, let's not.