Golf Central

Weird, isn't it? Frost in Arizona ...: Well, what's so weird about that? It's a desert climate, and deserts get cold in the winter time.
Yeah, but you don't exactly expect frost delays when you're waiting in line for your Southwest-style burrito ...: Fair enough. But frost we have, of the non-David variety. So what's the problem, other than the fact it's a bit chilly?
Well, I sort of want to get this golf stuff over with ...: What, so you can watch the Super Bowl?
No, I just met a couple chicks out there today by the 16th ...: Who are you, Camilo Villegas? Let me have your hotel room key, you're not going anywhere until your work is done.
OK, it just would be nice if we could just get a whole round in for once, if you know what I mean ...: Enough innuendoes, mate. Sure, it's frustrating we don't really know who's winning. JB Holmes and Doug LaBelle II are in the lead in the clubhouse at 9-under, but there are plenty who can still win.
Including the aforementioned Camilo Villegas ...: I was just going to mention him before you did. He's tied for the lead at 9-under, so he's off to a smoking start by his standards ...
If he can just keep it up ...: I don't know if I can work with you anymore, man. Just grow up. As we said yesterday, Camilo is pretty much a 3-under steady kinda guy. When he starts going 4, 5-under, that's when he's dangerous ...
It could be a long day for Camilo ...: Yeah. Not only was he out there until dark Friday, he needs to get up before 7am to finish his second round, then be back on the course at 2.41pm to start his third round.
That's assuming he doesn't make any birdies over night, if you know what I mean ...:
Those don't count ... If KJ Choi doesn't get to count them, they don't count for Camilo either.