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Briny ...: Are you at this again?
Yep.: Why's that? ...
Well, there's nothing else to do ...: I have to agree with you there. Once again we are at mercy of the Gods of Golf and the Gods of Fickle Weather, which have determined that we must wait interminable for yet another third round to end.
I bet you Briny could do something about it ...: I thought we agreed everyone in the field was called Briny from now on. So shall we give our loyal readers the update they are longer for?
If you must ...: OK, when play was suspended on Saturday at 5.35pm Louisiana time, there were four players standing at 8-under ... well, they weren't standing actually, they were huddling out of sight against the rain.
And their names are? ...: Woody "Briny" Austin, Nicholas "Briny" Thompson, Peter "Briny" Lonard and Briny "Briny" Baird.
And after them? ...: Well, there are five guys on 7-under, 46 players still out on the course, and possibly another Monday finish possible in the forecast. And I'll be damned if I'm going to call all those players "Briny". I respect our readers too much for that.
That's grand of you. But come on, you can give me one more ...: No.
Come on, just one more ...: No!
Please???: OK ... One of the guys on 7-under made a 5-birdie charge, just like he did in the final round of the 2007 Open Championship, and that's the mad young Argentinian, Andres ...
Say it!!: "Briny" Romero.
Jeez, I'm bored ...: Me too ... Have a pickle, Briny ...