Golf Central

What do you say if we try something new? ...: What's that? Yesterday you wanted fist-fights in golf. What's your new plan?
Ignore that guy with the swooshes ... you know who. We'll just treat this tournament like he isn't even here ...: Interesting idea. So our 36-hole leader is actually young Kevin Streelman then.
That's right! See how fun it is already?: I see. That's right, the unknown 29-year old from Illionois, who got into the Torrey Pines field as the third alternative, is your leader after rounds of 67 and 69.
See how much better a story it makes ...!: I see! Yes, a guy with only $34,479 in career earnings, fresh off the Hooters Tour, is on track for his maiden PGA Tour win! This is much more exciting!
That's right, and he'll be trying to hold off veteran Stewart Cink, and hotshots Aaron Baddeley and Boo Weekley at the weekend ...: Yes! And even Fred Couples in the mix, only three shots behind Streelman at 5-under.
What a fantastic story!: Yeah ... this is fun. But I feel a bit bad about it ...
Why's that?: Because we're big fat liars, that's why. Unknown rags-to-riches Kevin Streelman isnt' leading this tournament. He's four shots behind Tiger Woods, who is looking to tie Arnold Palmer's mark for career PGA Tour victories.
OK, you had to go and spoil the fun ...: Hey, man, honesty is the best policy ...