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So on to today's award with the help of our lovely assistant, Natalie Gulbis. So ... all you girls are always checking out the stylishly dressed fellows on the tours, and dissing the dumpy ones. Now it's time to turn the tables. Who was the best dressed of all the female golfers out there in 2007? ... (drumroll) ... envelope, please, Natalie ...
Paula Creamer!
Hooray! That's right Natalie, your sista Paula has style ... We like the fact that she not only looks good in Gary Player-style all-black, but even better in her signature all-pink. She walks onto the tee looking like an advert for Hello Kitty, pink ribbons, pink grips, pink sunglasses, pink golf balls, then she tees it up and melts a 280-yard drive. Paula Creamer has made pink her colour in the way Tiger Woods uses red on Sundays.
Way to go Paula!
You're not jealous at all Natalie? ... After all, she's a serious rival. She's won four LPGA tournaments before the age of 21 and even Juli Inkster says that Paula is not interested in anything except "beating someone's brains out." Isn't that intimidating?
She's nothing in a bikini.
Fair enough, Natalie ... Paula's acceptance speech was strangely competitive for someone dressed like a sexy schoolgirl : "Well, I have a lot of pink things. Are you saying my glitter is not mature?" ...

2007 Rusty Award Winners so far:
Worst Putter: Davis Love III
Best Clutch Shot: Boo Weekley
Silliest Name in Golf: Ben Bunny
Best Career Change: Rick Rhoden
Most Pretentious Broadcaster: Gary Lineker
Best Sand Player: Tim Clark
Coolest Shoes: Hunter Mahan
Marlboro Man Award: Angel Cabrera
Coolest Headwear: Jesper Parnevik
Best Second-Best: Ernie Els
Most Daft Quote: Woody Austin
Worst Dresser (Male): Sergio Garcia
Best Golfing Oddball: Camilo Villegas
Best YouTube Moment: Woody Austin
Best Dresser (Female): Paula Creamer

* We would invite all of our winners to our gala Awards Dinner in December, but we fear they might trip on the red carpet or a loose paving stone, or something ...  Our yearly awards are called the "Rusty Awards", instead of "Trusty Awards", because Natalie Gulbis thinks the name of our website is "In Golf Wet Rust". Gulbis is good at golf and glamour, but not so good at grammar.