Golf Central

Remember when you laughed at me because I said Atlanta was too wet for golf?: Yes, yes, the first day was a bit of a washout, but you thought Atlanta was Atlantis.
I was kinda right though, anyway, what happened?: Harrington dealt with the conditions with all the aplomb of someone who grew up in a rainy country and finished at minus seven, one shot behind South African Tim Clark who shot an eight-under-par 62.
Harrington and Clark? That wasn't in the script, what about the FedEx hopefuls?:  Script? This isn't WWF of Eastenders or something... anyway Woods lies at six under and predictably is the highest placed of the five in FedEx contention.
So at this rate Tiger's name is on the FedEx?: Yep, unless Stricker can force the engraver's hand, if he manages to win the tournament, he'll claim the cup but he's currently five strokes behind Woods. The only other way we could see a different winner is if Woods had a heart attack or something and dropped out or lost an arm but carried on playing.
Forced the engraver's hand? You can be quite poetic when you want to be...: Thanks my friend and now this is at an end.
You ruined it: Yeah that was terrible. Sorry