Golf Central

A great day, then…: In what respect exactly?
Haven’t you heard the news then?: I’m not sure Vladmir Putin’s warning that we’re heading for another Cold War crisis is anything to celebrate.
Never mind all that, I’m talking about our 4-1 drubbing of GolfPunk magazine in the six-a-side grudge match of the season: I was unaware of that momentous piece of footballing news, sorry. This is a golf website after all.
Fair enough. So what happened then?: It’s still chaos, I’m afraid, with 54 players yet to card their second round scores after Day One’s delay for lightning.
Who’s leading?: Dutchman Robert-Jan Derksen and France's Jean-Francois Lucquin share the clubhouse lead after shooting 5-under scores of 65 to lead by three shots from Denmark’s Mads Vibe-Hastrup and Ireland’s Peter Lawrie.
What about pre-tournament fave Sergio Garcia?: He was three under par after nine holes of his second round when play was suspended.
So what happens now?: Sixty players finished their rounds but the remainder of the field return early tomorrow to complete their second rounds. The third round will commence at noon after the cut has been made.
Should be an interesting weekend, then: Presumably you’ll be watching the action nursing a champagne hangover after your footballing exploits.
With a heavily-strapped right hamstring: You’re too old for this game, pal. Time to hang up the boots and start working on lowering that handicap, pal.
Thanks for the advice: You’re very welcome.