Golf Central

1. Tiger Woods is quite good at losing people money
How many people do you know that put a bit of money on Tiger winning the Grand Slam? Probably a fair few, I'd imagine. Anyway, the point being that bookies have made a killing from Tiger's dodgy left knee, especially Australian betting firm, SportingBet. Some unlucky sod bet $252,300 (that's £127,000 to us Brits) that Tiger would win three or more majors this season. Meanwhile, John Kaczkowski, tournament director for the BMW Championships estimates that Woods' absence will cost the tournamnent an estimated $500,000 in lost tickets, concessions and merchandise. We're sure if you ask Tiger nicely, he'll be more than happy to help you both out...
2.Crocs golf shoes: absolutely no need whatsoever
You'd think those weirdos at Crocs would have been content with making a quick million and kitting out what seems like every other human being on earth in a pair of their shoey, sandal type things. But no, their next mission is to put as many of the world's 61 million golfers into a pair of their hideous new golf shoes. I think this is what Mark Twain mean when he said 'golf is a good walk spoiled.'
3. Golf and vandalism (part 3,647)
Why on earth is it that golf courses attract pesky vandals hellbent on wanton destruction? A golf course in Rochester, Minnesota, is the latest victim in what's been a popular year for vandalism on golf tracks. Local police believe kids were responsible for the incident, and the charge sheet reads as follows: burning a swastika into one of the course's greens, digging a hole into a green, spraying flammable liquid on one of the greens, shredding flowers, stealing a ball washer, pins, cups and rakes. The repair bill is thought to be in the region of $2,700. Honestly, if we ever catch 'em...
4. The new Michelle Wie is here
And remember that you read it here first, golf fans. Ten-year-old Allisen Corpuz from Hawaii became the youngest player to compete in a U.S. Golf Association championship, beating Michelle Wie's previous record -who played in the same tournament aged 10 years 9 months- by 6 months. Corpuz's two day total of 169 wasn't good enough to make the cut at the U.S. Women's Amateur Public Links Championship, but she was deadly off the tee, finding fairways time after time with her 3-wood. Come to think of it, it's probably a bit of a curse to call her the new Michelle Wie. Instead, let's raise a glass to the new Annika Sorenstam...
5. Pimp my golf cart
As you may have gathered over the past few months, we absoluetly love golf carts here at IGWT, and our campaign to get golf carts to replace cars has recently recieved the backing of Barack Obama, Gordon Brown and Tiger Woods. As golf cart purists, however, we can only turn our noses up at Hummer's foray into the world of fairway transportation. Yeah, it's got leather seats, lots of leg room, hydraulic brake disks and a state-of-the-art sound system, but what Hummer don't understand is that the average golfer doesn't go by the name of P.Diddy, Kanye West or, to a lesser extent, Tim Westwood...
6. It's been a week for golfers saying silly things
First, there was Retief Goosen accusing Tiger Woods of faking his knee injury during the US Open, saying, 'It just seemed when he hit bad shots his knee was in pain and on his good shots he wasn't.' And then Vijay Singh hit out at British golfers, criticising the current crop's work ethic. Apparently they're content to fail at tournaments knowing that another big pay cheque is just around the corner, and that their lack of success at the majors boils down to failing to analyse their own game and put in the effort to make improvements. Come back when you've won as many majors as Nick Faldo mate, and maybe, just maybe we'll listen to you then. Still, better to have never won a major than to be a cheat...
7. Persistence pays in golf (part 567)
Especially if you're Henry Rachfalowski. The 48-year-old joined Canada Life Financial Corp in 1998 as a senior executive, and the company offered to pay for a membership at a golf club as part of his employment package. The only problem being that he hated golf, and instead, he asked for the cash or a membership to a curling club. The company refused, stating he'd look like a maverick or rebel and wouldn't fit in if he didn't join a golf club. After a long struggle, the Tax Court of Canada has forced the CRA (Canada Revenue Agency) to pay Mr. Rachfalowski the taxable amount of the $2,049 membership fee from his 2002 income. Come to think of it, that bowls membership never has been of any use (don't even think about it, sunshine- Ed).