Golf Central

Hiya!: What’s wrong with you?
Nothing wrong with being in a good mood is there?: That depends…
Depends on what?: Depends on whether you spent the second day of The British Masters getting soaked to the skin before shooting a monstrous 86 and missing the cut by a mile, like Oli Fisher.
Ah, right. Who’s winning, then?: It was a Dutch masterclass…
…Hang on, can I stop you there?: Why?
Because you can sod off to Sky Sports if you want to work at a sporting cliché factory: Oh, right. Well, Robert-Jan Derksen, who is from Holland, and Mark Foster, who is from Worksop, share the lead at 7-under, with five players a shot back Lee Westwood and Ian Poulter among them.
What’s the scoop with Foster, then?: 62nd in the Order Of Merit, he has two English Amateur titles to his name and one European Tour victory. He shot a sparkling 66 on a stinking day
And how about the InGolfWeTrust tips?: Lee Westwood is tied 3rd after a second round 70, Colin Montgomerie is tied 8th after a pair of 70s, while Darren Clarke missed the cut after a second round 78.
Well, thanks a lot. You have a lovely day now…: Freak…

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