Golf Central

Hmmm ... this is an interesting leaderboard ...: I see what you mean. For once it's not really about who's leading, but it's about who is two shots back.
Nothing against Geoff Ogilvy ...: No! Ogilvy's a great player, great guy. So is the other co-leader, our man Miguel Ángel Jiménez, who is also on 7-under after both shot 65s.
But those guys with 67s ...: Yep, that's the story. Sorry, Geoff and Miguel ... Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson both posted 67s and we're positioned for a great battle over the weekend on the Blue Monster.
The "Monster" wasn't very monstrous today though, was it?: Nope. Actually Doral is the easiest of all the courses on the Florida swing. And to be honest the rest of the field can't be too pleased that Tiger is only two back after the first day on a course he owns.
Does Tiger really "own" Doral?: Technically no. But you know what I mean ...
So what did the Big Cat have to say about his round?: He said: "I was pissed ..."
Huh? Tiger was drunk?: No, you silly Englishman. He meant he was upset. He three-putted on the last hole for an ugly bogey, and otherwise he'd be only one shot behind going into Friday.
Gulp ...: Gulp indeed. So we might actually get to see that Tiger / Lefty pairing that everyone is thirsting for.
Speaking of thirst, let's go get pissed ...: Hey, if it works for Tiger ...