Golf Central

You see? Golf is easy ...: What are you trying to say? Are you doing another one of your Sun headline things on me?
Not exactly. But did you see what the Big Easy did on Saturday?: Indeed I did. But that doesn't mean that golf is easy. Just because Tiger Woods moans about how hard golf is from time to time doesn't mean it's easy. What exactly is your point?
My point is that Ernie Els made this Dubai Desert Classic easier to watch ...: I'll agree with you there. After Tiger went 65 in the first round, it was almost ... em, easy ... to switch off, but Ernie really put the pedal to the metal on Saturday.
Some round. Did you see that 5-wood he blasted to set up eagle on No. 10?: It was awesome. Ernie had 246 yards to the front, the flag was 266, and he hit it about 265.5.
Great shot. And Tiger was all over the place ...: Yeah, he was. It's hard to almost fathom right now the number 73 next to Tiger's name, but he'll come out wearing red on Sunday, and even four shots back he's so dangerous.
Even Ernie admits it ...: He's a veteran and he knows. He said before yesterday that he needed two 64s to win ... well, he's got one 65. And everyone else wants back in it, so hang on for a great finish. He says he's going to have to shoot low because someone like Tiger or Henrik Stenson will.
Do you think that Tiger is going to win then?: No. But I have my doubts on whether Ernie remembers how to win. Don't forget what he did on the 18th a month-and-a-half ago at the Alfred Dunhill at Leopard Creek. Ernie knows what he has to do, but whether he can pull it off is another question.
OK, straight man. Where are all your jokes?: I'm looking at one right now. But do you want to hear something funny?
Let me have it ...: Tiger is the least of Ernie's worries. He should really be worried about Stenson, who is the most consistent birdie machine in the world right now other than Tiger. And Stenson is only two shots back. And both Henrik and Lee Westwood have major In Golf We Trust karma rolling right now as well.
Speaking of IGWT karma, where are all the chicks this weekend?: In Arizona following Camilo Villegas. Get with it, man ...