Golf Central

So on to today's award with the help of our lovely assistant, Natalie Gulbis. So ... golfers are better dressed these days than in the bad old Seventies, when Jack Nicklaus used to squeeze his ample posterior into a pair of plaid expandomatic Haggar pants. But there were still a lot of atrocious ensembles on tour fit to make your eyes bleed in 2007. Who had the absolute worst? ... (drumroll) ... envelope, please, Natalie ...
Sergio Garcia!
Hooray! That's right Natalie. Even though Duffy Waldorf was the runaway winner in The Apparel Wire's poll for worst-dressed golfer, the Duffmeister is old hat. But Sergio Garcia has put together some outfits that make you wonder if he bunks down in hotel rooms without mirrors. This one, which Sergio wore in the third round at Carnoustie, takes the cake and our Rusty.
Way to go Sergio!
Sergio may be good with the ladies, but maybe he should have them start dressing him, hey, Natalie? Sergio gave us his acceptance speech after his round: "It's orange more than it is yellow. But, no, no, I love my outfit today. I really liked it since the guys at Adidas set it up for me. It was just a shame it wasn't a little bit warmer so I could show the whole thing. I had to wear the rain pants all day." Two points: 1) Thank God for the rain in Scotland; 2) Stay away from the guys at Adidas, Sergio.

2007 Rusty Award Winners so far:
Worst Putter: Davis Love III
Best Clutch Shot: Boo Weekley
Silliest Name in Golf: Ben Bunny
Best Career Change: Rick Rhoden
Most Pretentious Broadcaster: Gary Lineker
Best Sand Player: Tim Clark
Coolest Shoes: Hunter Mahan
Marlboro Man Award: Angel Cabrera
Coolest Headwear: Jesper Parnevik
Best Second-Best: Ernie Els
Most Daft Quote: Woody Austin
Worst Dresser (Male): Sergio Garcia

* We would invite all of our winners to our gala Awards Dinner in December, but we fear they might trip on the red carpet or a loose paving stone, or something ...  Our yearly awards are called the "Rusty Awards", instead of "Trusty Awards", because Natalie Gulbis thinks the name of our website is "In Golf Wet Rust". Gulbis is good at golf and glamour, but not so good at grammar.