Golf Central

Let’s get through the formalities first: It’s not that I’m not flattered, but I really don’t think the time’s right for me to be settling down and that…
I meant the golf: Oh… Right...
Who’s leading?: Steve Webster shot 65 with a bad back, while Soren Hansen (tennis elbow), Paul Lawrie (cystitis), Hennie Otto (sunstroke) and Scott Strange (gout) lie a further stroke back.
Why are they lying down? Surely they would be better off standing up to play golf?: Because they’re hungry leopards waiting to pounce on an innocent gazelle.
Stop being ridiculous: Sorry.
What I really want to know, of course, is how badly the amateur players did. Anyone card a ton or more?: Well, the European Tour nobly records the team scores only.
Really?: Yup, which means it goes down in history that Dennis Hopper, Huey Lewis, Bill Murray and Tico Torres out of Bon Jovi all carded level par 72s around Carnoustie.
Off the back tees?: Not sure.
Can you find out?: Maybe…
That means no, doesn’t it: Probably…
Anything else exciting happen?: Well, our mate Paul came up with a cracking new content management system for the front page of the site…
I meant in the golf: Well, You know how you were going on about that new Mizuno driver earlier this week, wondering whether Luke Donald would use it?
Yes: Well he did. And he shot a 5-under 67.
That's nice: Yes, it is isn’t it…