Golf Central

You know what golf needs more of? ...: What's that. What's your newest grand plan to revolutionise our great game?
More fights. You know. We need some proper knock-down, drag-outs ...: What, you mean like ice hockey? Football? Baseball? Guys just throwing down randomly on the tee box because they don't like each other?
Yeah. The way it is, they walk around the course, they play great golf, but they never fight ...: Oh, I see. You must be looking at that leaderboard over there, and you see the name of Rory Sabbatini right next to the name of Tiger Woods.
That's it! Man, it would be great to see those guys beat the absolute living --- : Easy there. Who are you? Frank Warren? Listen, there's going to be enough of a fight on our hands with this great field here.
OK, OK, I was just saying ...: Well stop it. Mind you, Troy Matteson and Brad Adamonis do sort of sound like World Wrestling Federation guys ...
Who are they?: They're on top, with Matteson at 7-under and Adamonis a shot behind. But it gets really interesting behind them.
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, that's all you think about ...: Well, he said he played "badly" and still made it around in minus-5 in his first official PGA Tour round since September 16. He owns this course, and he's two shots back along with Rory and Stuart Appleby. And some interesting names just around the corner: the young hotshot Anthony Kim is 4-under with Charles Howell.
How about Camilo Villegas? ...: Well "Señor Amor" managed to keep his eyes off the San Diego hotties long enough to check in at 3-under. And Lefty is on minus-2. So, it's going to be interesting as the weekend shakes down ...
Hey, do you see those guys on those hang-gliders over by the fourth fairway?: Yeah. Why?
I wonder how easy it would be to knock one of them kites out of the sky with a hard pull off the tee ...: Man! What's up with your violence trip? Does it have something to do with the IGWT newsletter?
What's the IGWT newsletter?: You tell me ...