Golf Central

That's the great thing about a weekend as intense as the one just gone - so much wondering what crazy stuff goes on in the mind of the finest golfers on this planet (and Ian Poulter...). So here goes with a compilation of random queries...

1. Was that the best ever course preparation by the USGA?
2. When did the greens at your local muni ever play to 13 on the stimp...?
3. Is Mickelson ever going to stick it to Tiger head-to-head?
4. Could Ewen Murray have really mistaken Southern California for Scotland by consistently referring to the 'Haar' coming off the sea?
5. And while we're having a go at commentators does Butch Harmon have to say 'golf' every time he says 'shot'?
6. And, while we're still at it, when did 'Wow!' become a universally appropriate part of the commentating lexicon?! 
7. Was Ian Poulter really hurt, or just embarassed on Friday?
8. Was Tiger really hurt, or just embarassed on Sunday?
9. Is Rocco faking it, or is he for real?
10. And, either way, could you ever bear getting stuck in a lift with him?
11. Who will be the first Scandinavian to win a Major?
12. And will it be before the next Brit?