Golf Central

It's the biggest golf expo on the planet. Every new club, every gadget and gizmo - all here in Orlando, Florida. In time, we'll get round to that, but first we'd like to unveil an unusual combination of bananas, orange, sausages and bacon, but we didn't get where we are today by ordering conventional breakfasts.

We also didn't get wherever we are with conventional thinking. Just check out the text from our deputy editor at InGolfWeTrust before departure: "If you want to make yourself really popular amongst the locals in Florida, just tell them that Californians don't think that they live in a real state. If you really want to push it, tell them that California has better oranges than Florida. Oh yeah, and ask them how their baseball teams are doing. Then duck!!!! :)"

We'll report back on how well it goes...