Golf Central

What's that goofy grin all about?: You know that guy who writes those little blurbs on the front page of the website, writing the headline and description for what we're talking about?
Yeah. What about him?: That guy's an idiot!
Why?: Well he thinks he's so clever, for one. Yesterday he wrote a blurb that said everybody should "quote enjoy this pic of Geoff Ogilvy while you can, golf fans because two guys called Tiger and Lefty are just two shots back end-quote!" ...
Yeah. So?: What an idiot! Geoff Ogilvy is still leading! So he's got to use Geoff Ogilvy's picture again on the site front!
Well, to be fair they can only use one pic of one golfer on the site front ...: And usually they go with the guy who's leading! So that's Ogilvy again, the 2006 US Open champion! He's 12-under-par on the Blue Monster.
Yeah but who's behind him?: Oh. I see what you mean.
Yeah, Tiger Woods. I'm going to bet we'll won't see Geoff Ogilvy's face on the site front come Sunday morning ...: Well Tiger's still got to get past Ogilvy to win this thing, and he's one shot behind after a 66. Adam Scott's in the mix too, he's only three shots back.
This is Tiger Woods we're talking about ...: Hmmmn. I see what you mean. What are the odds of a Woods victory then?
1 to 2 ...: And Ogilvy?
He's only 5 to 1, same as Adam Scott ...: I see. Maybe that guy who updates the site front isn't so stupid after all. Please apologise to him for me.
You just did ...: Doh!