Golf Central

So where are all the celebrities then?...: Well, they're not on the leaderboard, that's for sure. But there are a few of 'em hanging about as always at the Crosby.
Will you stop calling it the Crosby please? What are you, 85 years old?: Sorry. Well, as I was saying, there are some beautiful people about, not to mention the stunning weather.
Who was the main attraction among the celebrities?: Well he's not all that attractive really, but you had to love the comedian George Lopez with his spiked and bleached wig-visor to imitate his playing partner, the big Swindian Daniel Chopra.
That's hilarious ... What shall we call that?: Chopra himself said he was going by the name of "Chopez" the rest of the week. The Kapalua winner is 3-under by the way.
Well, the tournament needed another comedian after Bill Murray pulled out ...: Daniel Chopez will have to do then ...
I like his style. So who the hell are these other guys?: Kent Jones, Roland Thatcher, Brad Adamonis and John Mallinger?
Yeah ...: No idea. But I have an idea we'll find out if they keep playing like this. Jones, from New Mexico, is your leader at 6-under, with the other three guys a shot behind.
How about our defending champ, Phil Mickelson?: Well, it didn't start out too good for Lefty, but he sucked it up with a birdie-eagle-birdie finish at Poppy Hills to rescue his tournament with a 71.
Anything else?: What do you think of the usual six-hour rounds at Pebble?
I think they suck.: Me too, so does Greg Norman, who grumbled his way to a 76.
Well, Greg and I agree on more than just the fact that Chrissie Evert is still hot ...: Amen to that.