'Nice putt, Stephen ... OK, you took a big chunk out of my wallet, now don't go biting a hunk out of my neck, please ...'
Needless to say, the people's champ didn't prevail in Indian Wells, California during the last weekend's Skins Game. As the long-running event winds into its dotage and near irrelevance, Stephen Ames made a 7-foot birdie putt to take a record $650,000 and beat the King of the Silly Season, Freddie Couples.
This Ames did despite playing golf of an appalling standard for 16 of the 18 holes. Had this been a regular-season event, the Trinidadian-Canadian vampire with the shockingly white set of chompers would have been staring at a missed cut and an early return to his coffin for the evening.
To his credit, Ames admitted he got lucky in winning his second straight Skins Game. He stiffed a 9-iron on the 18th, and watched as Couples, Zach Johnson and Brett Wetterich all missed birdie tries, then drained his own: "You kind of let the other guys beat themselves up and then you sneak in there when you need to."...