Chopra: 'Kapalua's even better in real life than on the Playstation ...'
That's one Exploding Divot for me, and none for you ...: Oh, now you're going to tell me you told me so.
Yep...: Well, how much money did you put on Daniel Chopra to win anyway?
Nothing. I'm not a gambling man. But I gave you the tip...: Thanks anyway. I backed him and made £50.
Good! You're buying the mai-tais then...: Fair enough. I thought it was pretty great that we had some real excitement in the first week of the PGA Tour.
Indeed. Although it wasn't a classic playoff by any means ...: Not really. Pretty untidy. But then again, so was The Open last year. Just goes to show that you don't need Tiger and Phil to be involved to have a thrilling finale.
Oh now you're going to start waxing poetic about the thrills of tournament golf ...: Hey, that's what we do. It's right on the tin: In Golf We Trust!
Gotta admit Steve Stricker was a bit unlucky ...: Yeah. I want a ball marker just like Chopra's. If Stricker's putt on 18 hadn't hit Chopra's mark he might have won the tournament right then and there.
As Maxwell Smart would say: 'The old funky ball marker on the 18th at Kapalua trick" ...: Wonder if Chopra learned that one off his Playstation?
Hey you've got to admire a guy who does his scouting of golf courses on Playstation and goes on to win...: Speaking of scouting, do you reckon Nick Faldo learned anything this week? It might have been an untidy playoff, but it could have been a Ryder Cup singles preview really, now that Stricker is No. 3 in the world.
Well, Faldo was a bit mum about things in the booth ...: But surely if Chopra keeps playing like this, the big Swindian might play his way on to Nick's Ryder Cup team. Anyway, I'm hungry, let's go get a mai-tai and a bite ...
Still thinking about Stephen Ames are you? ...: In my nightmares, mate ... Always in my nightmares.