Bored ... Bored ... Bored ... That's what comes from having such a bright and active mind you see - needs constant stimulation. Here I am in Surrey, stuck in my frightfully impressive house with nothing to do except arrange my driving gloves in diminishing shades of beige. Over in Georgia they've all been tucking in to their oh-so-bloody-special Champions Dinner. I hear Zach Johnson has done Iowa beef this year, or whatever the hell they serve at that Champions Dinner ...
Hah! Right up my street that, though you can't beat a good Aberdeen Angus fillet with a few garlic mushrooms thrown in. Still, look on the bright side ... at least this unforseen week off has given me time to catch up on the wedding arrangements. But how many times can you check on your perfect hair? I see they've announced the tee times for Augusta ... Liang Wen-Chong is off at 10.12 with Sabbatini and Ollie. I bet this Liang bloke didn't have Robbie Williams or Chris Evans at his poxy wedding! ... Speaking of which, I fancy a bit of char sui pork with beansprouts tonight ... Gaynor! Where's that Chinese takeaway menu!
- The Masters spirit of Colin Montgomerie was channeled by In Golf We Trust staff