Boo Weekley: 'So you mean if I get this thing in the hole someone gives me money?'
"What's Amen Corner? Is it 12? Why is that a corner? It should be 12, 13, and 14, shouldn't it?"
We're beginning to think Boo Weekley is just making this stuff up...
"It's playing more of a US Open than it is a Masters. I mean,
there's really only one roar I heard all day, and that was Poultie's
eagle. But other than that, it was really quiet."
Tiger Woods on his mate Poultie. Poultie!!?"I've won a big zero from my hole-in-ones. I've had three in tournament play now."
Clearly Ian Poulter wants a big hat - and a free car or something - for his ace on 16."The hand isn't healed up completely, the shoulder isn't right, and my neck is bothering me. Other than that, I'm great."
Poor old multi-millionaire golfer Arron Oberholser..."I'm also playing with very little pain in my fingers, which is nice."
Sandy Lyle gets in on the act, but at least he's 50!