Adam Scott: 'That Camilo Villegas thinks he's so cool...'
If you don't already know how pathetically jealous we are of Adam Scott, you will be left in no doubt by the end of this brief summary of the last's day's play at the Byron Nelson.
The seventh win of his PGA Tour career came in the third hole of a playoff with Ryan Moore, who is much better looking than Scott, actually. The acne-ridden Auusie shot a last-round 71 to end up 7-under for the tournament, but had to hole a mammoth putt on the 72nd hole (it wasn't a mammoth's putt, by the way, they're extinct) to take the tournament to extra holes after the chiselled American shot a final round 68.
Those two finished four shots ahead of Bart Bryant at 3-under and a trio at 2-under including Mark Hensby, Carl Pettersson and Nicholas Thompson. No, we don't have the foggiest who is either.
Luke Donald and Sergio Garcia finished tied for 19th place, which is not very exciting. But former burger-flipper Richard Johnson of Wales (who made it on tour through Q-School) shot a blinding last round 65 to finish tied 31st.
Adam Scott is really ugly close up, by the way.