"We've got Montgomerie you've got Walt Dis-er-ney!"

He's done the lot - from Walker to Ryder, multiple European Order of Merit triumphs to 'He's only gone and pushed his approach shot into the sodding bunker....'

How can you not love a man whose flaws, not to mention his stomach, are there for all to see? And before you start, how many Majors trophies have you got sitting in your study? Case closed...